What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.