Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !