Everywhere.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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When the Mexicans get car insurance.
All the Mexicans have car insurance.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
they cowmmute.
High Street, of course.
Paints the town red
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
An Iceburgh.
In the seedy part of town
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Moped
Avo, CA does.
Wonton endangerment.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Entering the friend zone.
I herd.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
Oxnard, CA
Paint the town red.
A solar panel.
Arizona room for one of us in this town !
Patient: She's out of town.
A bumblegee
They paint the town dead!
My ears are burning!"
To get out of this town.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Desserted
A: When Hillary leaves town.
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
I'm funny that way.
They were just Stalin for time.
They were Stalin
A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Because he's from New York.
To scare off Cat burglars!
paddy o' furniture
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Wonton soup!
