What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

T Jokes More T Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...