How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk