How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion