How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe