What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses