What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "