What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!