What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf