What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)