What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots