What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots