What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

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Every single one counts.

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!