What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)