What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

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What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.