What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.