What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it