What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.