What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded