What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.