Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history