Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history