Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion