What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.