Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!