Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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He was hooked on phonics.

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He was rolling balls.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!