What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.