What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb