Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.