Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.