Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon