Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset