What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac