What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.