Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
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It just makes cents.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Penny ...
They're both useless in Canada.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because it makes cents (sense).
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
Canadians became *penniless*
Like what if you find a penny
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Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
J.C. Penny
Because this docent makes any cents.
A penny.
BaZINCa!!
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
A: Change.
Rick rolled.
To steep.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
Pasta continuous.
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
Luggage full of goals.
On the end of monsters fingers.
Because they have rubbers on their end.
A pure bred meth lab.
There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
