How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?