How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh