How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.