How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.