What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!