What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.