What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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