Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart