Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!