What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.