How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !