How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.