How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.