Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "