What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.