What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.