What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling