What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.