What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face