What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"