What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What dance moves do physicists do?

the torque

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."