What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.