What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.