How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!