How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.