What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet