What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.