What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.