What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

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It's not like they are coming to yours.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Why do you call it Tiny?

Because it's my newt."

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.