How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!