How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!