What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.