What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.