Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!