Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay