Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets