Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.