Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.