What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car