What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"