What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.

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Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"