Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.