Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza