What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.