there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
A Gummy Bear!
Him: I give up Me: A terrorst
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Because they have running yolks.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
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